The hosts often have segments where they make up random stories and tell them on the podcast. This is a list of a few of these trippy trainwrecks.
Robby's Future Life Story: This was a story made up by Jack about Robby's life with Emma Stone in the future. He's living a good life and then it all goes horribly awry when his memey past comes back to haunt him.
FNP War Story: This was a part of Story Time with Grandpa Rawby. In this story the FNP crew is drafted to fight not-ISIS and are given a tank and must work together to not die.
Donald Trump Canada Story: Jack made up a story where he and Robby were brothers and lived in Canada with their dad Brendan Fraser and their mom Andy until they decided to move to America only to be informed that Trump was gonna throw all the Canadians out.
The Story of Benchley: President of Grocery Store Land: Part of a Story Time with Grandpa Rawby segment. Benchley is a humble potato chip farmer who comes to power and rules Grocery Store land only to have everyone and everything he loved destroyed.
Satanic Dirt Santa: This was from the early FNP days. Jack was out of his freaking mind and whipped this up and told it on the podcast.